I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Can I color on your dick again?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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