This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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