This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.