dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.