Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!