im six kinds of drunk right now
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao