Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess