IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
