just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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