was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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