So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
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Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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