White coat. Heels.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
A bitchslap is in order.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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