no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
He kissed a someone with a penis
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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