some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
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Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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