I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I am naked and annoyed.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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