He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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