it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
The feeling are messing with the penis
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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