You really coming over, don't trick.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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