don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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