The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I deserve this hangover.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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