Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
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i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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