well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
try to milk me bitch
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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