hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
