i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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