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I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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