We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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