you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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