i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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