: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
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