Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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