Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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