Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
tell me about the eggs
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