no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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