..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
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