@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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