My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
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I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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