You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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