he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
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