It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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