She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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