Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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