she's into porn, im staying here tonight
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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