Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
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i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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