Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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