Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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