Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Dignity is for republicans.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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