I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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