'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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