Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
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I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
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