I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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