Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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