You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Is it because I queefed?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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