We named our party play list daddy issues
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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