I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
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Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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