Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
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im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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