please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
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Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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