So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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