i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I smell stomach acid.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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