I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field