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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

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  dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?

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  The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.

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  James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"

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  or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  What'd I miss?

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  Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.

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