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(773): View more from Illinois

I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.

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(407): View more from Florida

the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.

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(440): View more from Ohio

omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.

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(530): View more from California

Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.

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(209): View more from California

you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...

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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.

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