so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
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I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.