Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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