Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.