last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?