guys are not supposed to queef...right?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.