I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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